So I was just talking to someone about beer.

I know person A not in a total social capacity. Replace "not in a total social" with "semi-professional"

Now it is my suspicion that I have come across as slightly under the influence whilst asking the question "What's your choice of beer, matey?"

Agreed, it may have not been the best question in all of eternity to be used as an ice-breaker. But I have a small and simple brain.

SMALL AND SIMPLE.

Like right now, I am not under the influence. Even though this post seems like it is written by me when I am.

Have faith. I do.