For what you might ask?

TO EXIST.

Really, I've had a cold for the past two months and it refuses to go away.

I realized today, people notice that I can't touch type very well.

And I realized more painful things today, I obviously will leave out. It's interesting how I always mention something sucks with absolutely no clue as to why or what. But always follow it up with something intelligent and funny.

Like this,

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender looks at the horse and says why the long face.