Have you guys seen South Park - Paris Hilton.

There's this awesome part in there, where Cartman's trying to get the attention of a bunch of stupid spoiled whore's in his school so that he can get invited to their stupid spoiled whore party. He being a fat ass, they obviously take 0 notice of him. And shit! you should hear what he comes back with.

If only I could ....

lmfao.